Thursday, October 12, 2006

I'm like the biggest idiot in the history of big idiots. (So long never watch Zack and Cody le)

Me to Mum: What would you say if i said i'm pregnant?
Mum to me: -beams- Congratulations!

Yeah rite la. I visited the KKH sperm bank place a couple of times, didn't dare to walk in though.

Dad: Don't go overseas la...(one million reasons why)... You share a room with another girl. She might kill you. Or worse, she might be a lesbian!

Papaa, I'm not afraid of lesbians. =)

My dear, don't use the phrase "time immemorial", or "forever". I don't think you really appreaciate the full meaning. Hahaha. Save these kind of stuff for GP essays, when we have no inkling of half of what we're writing anyway. Time is not a vector.