This blog is
NA-21
(No adults above 21)
a bubbletea a day, keeps the blues at bay
two movies a week, makes me smile like a freak
three hugs a fortnight, puts everything alright
four hundred a month, that's all i want
five papers per semester, it's my pleasure
six parties a year, that's something to fear
seven heartbreaks a decade, and then i fade
eight chances per lifetime, but i blew nine
Life is sian. Life sucks. I'm so glad I have no life!
No, seriously, I'm really aching for something more. Literally and physically aching. Everyone is busy. Guys in ns, girls working, kids having midyear exams. Nobody pei wo wan.
On a happy note, I was really glad to see Timo the other day! Never see him for sooo long already. Such a pleasant surprise I almost hugged him! His bored face reminded me of thurdays GP tutorials. The ones just after zzzchemlab and before zzzPE. The ones in the funny room.
I'm looking at class photo now, and I think there are some faces I will never see for the rest of my life alr. For some, abscence makes the heart grow fonder. But for the rest, out of sight out of mind.
Here are some bar jokes for the bored:
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws the first string out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar." The other string ruffs himself up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "Aren't you a string?" String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted. (I took couple of secs to figure this one out!)
Two vampires walked into a bar. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender says, "what's his name?" "Tiny," the man replies. "Why call him that?" the bartender says. "Because he's my newt."
a bubbletea a day, keeps the blues at bay
two movies a week, makes me smile like a freak
three hugs a fortnight, puts everything alright
four hundred a month, that's all i want
five papers per semester, it's my pleasure
six parties a year, that's something to fear
seven heartbreaks a decade, and then i fade
eight chances per lifetime, but i blew nine
Life is sian. Life sucks. I'm so glad I have no life!
No, seriously, I'm really aching for something more. Literally and physically aching. Everyone is busy. Guys in ns, girls working, kids having midyear exams. Nobody pei wo wan.
On a happy note, I was really glad to see Timo the other day! Never see him for sooo long already. Such a pleasant surprise I almost hugged him! His bored face reminded me of thurdays GP tutorials. The ones just after zzzchemlab and before zzzPE. The ones in the funny room.
I'm looking at class photo now, and I think there are some faces I will never see for the rest of my life alr. For some, abscence makes the heart grow fonder. But for the rest, out of sight out of mind.
Here are some bar jokes for the bored:
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"
Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws the first string out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar." The other string ruffs himself up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "Aren't you a string?" String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."
A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a salted. (I took couple of secs to figure this one out!)
Two vampires walked into a bar. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "Hey," the bartender says, "what's his name?" "Tiny," the man replies. "Why call him that?" the bartender says. "Because he's my newt."