I just find all these highly amusing. How can anyone, with something between their ears and two things above their noses, dislike Johnny Depp?? It's unfathomable! He is like so talented, so cool, so beautiful, so sexy, so brilliant!!! He is a legend! -diesss-
If I type this inside in a msn chat window, person on the other end will prolly give the -.- face. Or worse, the -.-" face. Or worst, the .________________. face.
It's not easy to confess love, and even harder in public. But I gotta say it! Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow, if by any chance, you're reading this, I LOVE YOU! Okay I think few years later when I read this, I'll cringe and ask "I wrote this when I was 14years old?"
Hey, celebrity crush is not sian. There are fanclubs to join, pictures to oogle at, movies to look forward to. You can sit in front of ch80 for hours, and squeal whenever he comes on screen. (cheap thrills for the unemployed) You can confess your love all you want, even to him, and take no responsibility thereafer. You can fantasize all you want about him, and not worry that you'll see him in school and blush. And the best part, there is little chance you might murder his girlfriend and go to jail. Different continent you see.
On the flip side, you can never get together. Look! The pros heavily outweighs the cons. Anyway, no need to get together one la. Want to hold him and kiss him, just go and fantasize.
Here are the REAL PROPER groups that you guys should join. Speaking of groups and all that, I've been playing friendster and facebook. Friendster is like for sec sch, and facebook is for uni. Quite fun! One more friend collected is like a level up! End of digression.
Groups:
I plan to get rid of Johnny Depp's girlfriend- Johnny's girlfriend, Vanessa, has got to go. This is the group that comes up with creative ways to break this not so cute couple up! (Yesss agreeed. There should be a course: getridofjohnnysgirlfriendlogy)
A small part of me died when Johnny Depp got married- You've seen every Johnny Depp movie. You moan whenever he comes on the screen. And you cried when you found out he is getting married next summer.
Delicious Depp
DEPP IS MY RELIGION
How Everything Relates to Johnny Depp-
Eg: Ice cream melts like everyone around Johnny.
Eg2: Band pants brown is the color of poop which Johnny Depp does, obviously.
**hump hump hump** "wats that???" oh that just me humping johnny depp :P
I'd become an actress just to makeout w/Johnny Depp as a dirty pirate.
I Do Not Think It Is Unreasonable For Me To Kiss Johnny Depp Before I Die (Of course it's not!)
Id' take it in the ass for Johnny Depp!
Johnny Depp and I are going to have babies one day
I would DEPPinately do Johnny Depp!!!
Johhny Depp Appreciation society (And to think i wanted to join hwachong's math appreciation society. Who rejected me!)
Johnny Depp is the hottest man to walk the planet. Period!
Johnny Depp is the hottest thing since the sun!!!
Johnny Depp Wives Club
Johnny Depp shouldn't marry Vanessa Paradis when he's truly in love with me
Johnny Depp: The 8th wonder of the world!
Johnny Depp 4 President
I did a major desktop cleaup so nothing will block his lovely face. Soon my room walls will be filled with posters of him too. I like Captain Jack Sparrow sooo muchhh! Too bad he doesn't even know I exist. Actually he doesn't even exist. Actually it's more of Jack Sparrow that I like, not Johnny Depp. But since he don't exist, Johnny's the closest thing to lay my affections! I also like Willy Wonka! Deeeliiiciousss!
Oh yar, tabloids reported Johnny Depp just bought a house in UK. Savvy! Another pull factor to study in UK! Savvy! Savvy! Savvy! Savvy! SAVVY! Boo. Not having money to go overseas isn't savvy.