You know you're in cambridge when:

1. You call milk blue, green and red.
2. You banish thoughts of ponning school for a week cos there's no way you can miss a 3ppl-supervision unnoticed.
3. Your idea of a get-together is a formal.
4. Your idea of an event reunion is a formal.
5. Your idea of a birthday celebration is also a formal.
6. The main shopping you do, is shopping at Sains. You collect nectar points even though you know it takes 5years of shopping to have enough points to redeem one movie ticket, and you're not a medic. You know all the offers there, and use that knowledge to sustain conversations with your schoolmates. (in case you don't, muller yoghurt 8 for 2pounds! i LIke mY tOFfeE h00Ps!)
7. Your schoolmates' facebook superlatives are "Get straight As".
8. You are bored enough to read this cos your schoolmates are all mugging.
9. You don't understand anything on this list cos you've been busy mugging.

I'm in cambridge 7months too long and counting. 2months to go my dear! 2months left.